Colorless green ideas sleep furiously: i found actually disgusting cadbury chocolate. never thought i'd see the day.
i bought chocolate in ireland with ‘turkish delight’ filling. finally got around to opening it, and took a bite out of a piece.
i was sobbing so loudly, with my mouth full, that my dad turned around and asked me what was wrong. i just held the chocolate out until he took it and finished it for me…